The Question is ....

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee,

Or a key to the lock of his hair?

Can his eye be called an academy, because there are pupils there?

In the crown of his head, what gems are found?

Who crosses the bridge of his nose?

Can he use when shingling the roof of his house, the nails on the end of his toes?

Can the crook of his elbow be sent to jail, if so what can he do?

How can he sharpen his shoulder blades? I’m sure I don’t know, do you?

Can he sit in the shade of the palm of his hand, or beat on his ear drums here?

If the calf of his leg eats the corn on his toe, should he not grow his corn on the ear?